None of the above. 1. Put the baby aspirin in the dog food. She licked the plate clean, including the tablet dead center in the dish.2. Desperate Mom put it deep in dog’s mouth. Against dog anatomy, dog spit tablet across the kitchen. Ptui!3. I put it way deep in her throat. Washed my hand and arm, and cleaned kitchen. Go out to family room where dog is lying, with smug grin. The tab is next to her fore paw.
This is accurate. I lived on Maui for 10 years. Upcountry has a high feral chicken population. My town had several cafés. The chickens mooched, and crossed the road to mooch at the cafés on the other side.
My kites never got high enough to feed a tree.