I had a poodle that could hear you peeling a banana. No matter where she was in the house, she’d come running for a bite or two as soon as you cracked the peeling.
People think I’m looking them in the eye when I talk to them, but I’m actually looking at their monobrow or wondering about that strange-looking mole on their forehead.
We used to have a chihuahua that would bark so much when we put him a kennel that he couldn’t bark when we got him back. We always enjoyed the few days of quiet until he got his bark back.
That’s like being retired. I hear friends complaining they’re busier after they retired than they were before. I just reply, “Then you’re doing it all wrong!”
I’ve never understood why people who grow zucchini and eggplants and other such vegetables plant so much to start with. They know they’ll have more than they and everyone they know can use, yet the next year they overplant again.
I had a poodle that could hear you peeling a banana. No matter where she was in the house, she’d come running for a bite or two as soon as you cracked the peeling.