How often does she do laundry? That’s a big pile of laundry for just two people. My wife and I wouldn’t have half that much even if we combined the clothes, towels, and bed linens we use in a week.
They make bird seed impregnated with hot pepper that will stop that short. The birds can’t taste the hot pepper. The squirrels can. And it’s fun watching the squirrels react to a mouthful of fire.
I came here to say that!