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  1. 13 days ago on Pickles

    What does she do with all this fabric? You never see her sewing anything.

  2. 16 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Repeat after me: “Not this time, thanks.”

  3. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Exactly!

  4. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I have a shotgun and a Chihuahua. I don’t need a “security system.”

  5. about 1 month ago on Baby Blues

    So instead of teaching the little brat not to draw on the walls and doors, we’re just going to make it easier for her to do so? These kids need parents, not enablers!

  6. about 2 months ago on Garfield

    ‘I come from a home where gravy is a beverage.’ — Erma Bombeck

  7. about 2 months ago on FoxTrot Classics

    He’ll become a professional academician and never know what it’s like to compete in the job market. Or hold a real job.

  8. about 2 months ago on Buckles

    If he cleaned the fuel line, he would know there was no gas in the tank. Or he would had a big mess to clean up.

  9. about 2 months ago on For Better or For Worse

    In theory, one employee can watch multiple self-checkout stations where the other checkout stations require one employee per station. The idea is to save money on employee costs by making the customers do what the employees used to. However, they’re finding that’s not the case because fraud and theft is so high in the self-checkout lanes. Many stores (including Walmart) are starting to remove self-checkout lanes out to save money.

  10. about 2 months ago on Pickles

    I came here to say that!