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  1. about 24 hours ago on Garfield

    I had a poodle that could hear you peeling a banana. No matter where she was in the house, she’d come running for a bite or two as soon as you cracked the peeling.

  2. 2 days ago on Pickles

    People think I’m looking them in the eye when I talk to them, but I’m actually looking at their monobrow or wondering about that strange-looking mole on their forehead.

  3. 4 days ago on Stone Soup

    That may be the way she caught them in midair.

  4. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I still have a rotary dial phone, plus the first phone book my wife and I were listed in after we got married 50 years ago.

  5. 8 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

    “Umm, I think so, Brain, but what if the chicken won’t wear the nylons?”

  6. 10 days ago on Buckles

    We used to have a chihuahua that would bark so much when we put him a kennel that he couldn’t bark when we got him back. We always enjoyed the few days of quiet until he got his bark back.

  7. 17 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    “I’m allergic to peanuts.”

  8. about 1 month ago on Garfield

    That’s like being retired. I hear friends complaining they’re busier after they retired than they were before. I just reply, “Then you’re doing it all wrong!”

  9. about 1 month ago on Pickles

    I’ve never understood why people who grow zucchini and eggplants and other such vegetables plant so much to start with. They know they’ll have more than they and everyone they know can use, yet the next year they overplant again.

  10. about 2 months ago on Stone Soup

    Not one of them wanted to watch the brat.