Pot, meet kettle.
Coach ought to have them run the bases as a warmup before the game starts.
See those teeth? He used them.
His “former” team.
But why would a presumably family member, most likely his mom, call him by his first and last names when telling him it’s his bath time?
Was Arlo an English professor in an earlier life?
He often sets her up, though.
Star Wars reference
Thanks. My grandparents had a dog named Zippy when I was a kid, but I’d never heard of anyone/anything else having that name.
The utility room is probably the smallest room in the house. It’s smart to start there and work your way up to larger rooms. It’ll give a sense of accomplishment.
Pot, meet kettle.