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  1. 1 day ago on Andertoons

    Then there’s WC Fields comments about children, like: "There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.” or “I like children. If they’re properly cooked.”

    I heard these watching old movies as a child, and thought they were funny then.

    People have lost their sense of humor.

  2. 3 days ago on Real Life Adventures

    My parents got a printer for something they needed. Maybe a year later, they needed to print or copy something, and the one they had didn’t work. So they bought another because the print cartridges were more expensive. Maybe a year later, they needed to print or copy something, and the one they had didn’t work, so they …

    When cleaning out their house after they died, there were at least 15 printers or printer_copiers, stashed all over their house.

  3. 4 days ago on Lug Nuts


  4. 4 days ago on Baldo

    Copyright 2011. Pre-car. Are we starting over?

  5. 6 days ago on bacon

    I was trying to be graphic, not precise.

  6. 7 days ago on Close to Home

    As a ten year old, I had occasion to use a tightrope walker’s pole to walk along a chain strung between posts of a parking lot barrier. I yelled, “Wow! With the pole, this is EASY!” At first the performer was amused at my attempt, but after my exclamation, she came over took back her tool, and glared at me.

  7. 7 days ago on bacon

    With a lobotomy, someone cuts off your lobes. So with a bowlotomy, Steve would have his bowl cut off.

  8. 8 days ago on Speed Bump

    I used to drive past that plastics plant. It always smell odd. The company that owned it was not allowed to build it in their own country. They were frequently fined for its polluting leaks and emissions – they didn’t care as they made much money from their products.

  9. 8 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Huh. I remember getting the polio vaccine on a sugar cube.

  10. 8 days ago on Bottom Liners

    The 87,000 auditors have begun work. I just got a $6 refund for my 2020 tax return. The audit and processing the check probably cost tax payers $6000.