Because Italian Moms have a supposed reputation of complaining long and loud about how much work and trouble they have gone to in order to shop for and make you a wonderful holiday meal. Thereby attempting to shame you into consuming far more than is good for you while continuously praising the food in every way you can possibly think of.
The critter at the ‘wheel’ position (all the way back by the sled) will have the best opportunity to change Santa’s mind about that. The scenery when that tail goes up is sure going to be (you know what).
Because Italian Moms have a supposed reputation of complaining long and loud about how much work and trouble they have gone to in order to shop for and make you a wonderful holiday meal. Thereby attempting to shame you into consuming far more than is good for you while continuously praising the food in every way you can possibly think of.