Reminds me. Remember how to catch a polar bear? Well, you cut a really big hole in the ice; then take a can of peas and place them around the perimeter. When the bear comes over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole . . . Simple .
Somehow, I think sitting at a table with Martin would make me lose my appetite somewhat. I’d rather Martin change “seats” with Rover, the more deserving of the two . . . and put an extra plate at the table for Brian.
Been there . . . cried that.