How do you penalize a referee? Simple. You wait a few plays so as to not be obvious about it and have someone else on the team block a 320-pound lineman into him, accidental-like. Bonus points if you have a friend or two on the other team and can get them to do it. Refs are part of the playing surface…
Go Comics won’t let me post the URL showing exactly what the Mango Mussolini said. Google is your friend (or DuckDuckGo or Yahoo or Bing or whatever search engine you like) and you can trivially find the exact truth. Hint: someone’s correct here and it ain’t you.
Lester “the Molester” Haynes used a similar strategy, with stickum smeared all over his tunic, to score a touchdown with the football stuck to his shoulder pads. The next year there was a new rule about the use of stickum. That’s just one of the three rule changes that Haynes inspired.
“Good morning, Ms. Phelps. Today’s Impossible Mission is to take a gaggle of teenagers to the mall. As always, if a mob of hormone-crazed teens should run over you, the School Board will disavow any knowledge of these events. Watch out for short 60+-year-old Scientologists. Good luck.”
Ummm… no. Golf is the only ‘sport’ more boring than cricket (except, of course, when Australia or India or New Zealand or the West Indies is thumping England at Lord’s; then cricket is fun. Unless you’re on the England team, but who cares about them?). Golf is designed to be boring, and is very good at it. The only non-boring golf games ever were in Caddyshack. And that was largely due to Bill Murray, Rodney Dangerfield, and the gopher.
Jason Pierre-Paul might disagree with you…