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Ace is a diploma mill. They’ll take anyone who will pay their tuition.
Technically, I don’t think it’s a rule violation to punt with your back to the receiving team. For kickoffs, a kicking tee should solve the problem. (OTOH, he’s Calvin, so maybe not.)
I climbed to the summit of the world’s tallest mountain. Well, just the 1,300 feet above water. Mount Lamlam on Guam sits above the Mariana Trench, which is almost seven miles deep.
It grows back. If you think it’s too short, it should look a little better every day.
I think Gary just pops up at random.
“Lamont, you big dummeh!”
Decades ago, the idea of household appliances spying on you was a common motif in stories about paranoia. Now, with the IOT, it seems less far-fetched.
You mean "Ruh-roh!’
Only in terms of thinking.
It’s too bad that kids may never again experience the pleasures of just dawdling on the way back from school.