Double Income, No Kids is the fastest way to reach your goals: Being in position to ditch the No Kids part, buying a house, or hitting your FIRE number (no pun intended, Toni).
I don’t remember his name, but one comedian joked about his uninhibited neighbors who left their windows open that, “They starred in a steamy video that went viral. If they ever find out about it, I could get in trouble.”
My personal favorite (though probably not from the Reverend): “I keep my icicle well boiled.”