He’s the head, but she’s the neck that turns him.
Same here! Bacon frying, rice krispies popping…it’s always breakfast time in my ears.
Today is Star Wars Day—-May the 4th be with you!
So what did the message in the beer bottle say???? Don’t leave us in suspenders!!
They could also walk like an Egyptian. I hear that helps.
Weaponized incompetence.
Um, why Smokey the Bear?
These pretzels are making me thirsty!!
I always make my raised doughnuts with leftover mashed potatoes in the dough—not instead of flour, but in addition to it, to make the doughnuts moister and raise better.
All mothers are ninjas.
He’s the head, but she’s the neck that turns him.