Mom’s response: “What does this look like, a Holiday Inn?”
Grilled peanut butter and banana? I hear Elvis Presley liked it.
Patience, piggies, you’ll get the attention come Christmas and/or Easter.
1) How do you figure out if the butcher’s cheating you? Weigh yourself on his scale and compare it to the outside scale!
2) Mail delivery may be an udder catastrophe!
3) Sea horses are nice, but Bozo prefers a live dolphin!
Could be worse, it could be the Cryptkeeper’s script featuring “Deck The Halls With Parts Of Charlie…”
How exactly would you not get a gold star for drinking milk?
As DJohnny said, it’s where Garfield was always threatening to ship Nermal on Garfield and Friends.
1) Great, now try to get the table back inside!
2) Great, now Bozo’s gotta go outside to retrieve his hat!
3) Great, now Bozo can put the dime towards his next box of cigars!
Or his older brother Wally,
Calvin must be at the DMV.
Mom’s response: “What does this look like, a Holiday Inn?”