Watch him, Rat. There, see him whispering something to another waiter after he brought your food to you? He said, “Well . . . he ate it.” Never annoy the waitstaff. They Bring You Your Food.
Too much hate already, no? Better to switch from hate to compassion for those unfortunate folks, while you continue to enjoy your preferred pizza style. :-)
The only thing I knew about the song was that I heard Little Eva singing it on the radio all over the place (in, what, 1962? 1963?). Kudos to Carole King and Gerry Goffin, who (I just learned) wrote the words and music.
Wait—when did Puddles become female?