As for the weight of your clothes… If you ate a large meal (examples: summer holiday, Christmas, Easter) would that be “your true weight”? The medical don’t totally care. But if it bugs you – subtract about 10lbs. and you should be close.
I remember watching Dumbo (1941) as a kid. I thought the song “When I See An Elephant Fly” was skirting around two thoughts… When Pigs Fly and The Man In The Moon (landing). But the Landing dates how old I am.
“Balloon”? You poor thing! Someone needs to take you to a party! (Smirk!)