Prove he only wears them for the holidays. Most of the time we can’t see anything below the bar counter. (And that’s a good thing when it comes to Howard and his Thong collection!)
“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.”
I think this is a warning. I remember this strip quite a few months back. It is still “To Be Continued…” By the time Chubb Gets-It… the joke will be Tired.
Good idea! But we have better machines that plow down the people… harvesting their souls… and leaving behind devastation that will make everything left behind difficult to grow. Death has advanced! All that is needed is someone willing to push the right buttons.
My backyard – chain-link fence – other side of fence is a mass of blackberries – followed by a healthy bunch of trees. By the ways the feral cats come from under the fence… there is a warren maze of tunnels in the blackberries. But… every once in a while… a squirrel will come flying out of the passages as if they accidently dropped in there from the trees above.
Suggestion – buy a long mitten. I had one cat who adored playing Venus Fly-trap! To protect myself I got an old mitten that lost its partner. I rarely got hurt with it on! She would dive her teeth in, hold on tight with her front claws, and rake like mad with her hind claws! She got to love playing so much with it… she would roll on her back if I so much as moved it to vacuum, dust or wanted the space!
Mmmm… Just like Mother made! Yes… that bad. Us kids learned to cook as a means of self-defense!