Why do they have belt buckles on their hats? … because suspenders on hats would look stupid
My ‘Take-Home-Pay’ doesn’t take me home.
Cranberry Sauce Core Sample
Sling Blade! Excellent!
“The doctor must have put my pacemaker in wrong. Every time my husband kisses me, the garage door goes up.”
Cousin Minnie Pearl
Nov. 23rd is Wolfenoot Day to celebrate the spirit of wolves and people who are kind to wolves and dogs.
You’ve heard of OCD? It might be OGCD … Obsessive Greeting Card Disorder!
And, Maxwell Smart (Secret Agent 86) worked for the Potomac Greeting Card Company … his cover.
“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”
Pudd’nhead Wilson’s Calendar (1894) Samuel Clemens (1835-1910) known as Mark Twain,
“Nice beaver! “Thanks, I just had it stuffed” (Naked Gun)
“STELLA” … young Marlon Brando
Why do they have belt buckles on their hats? … because suspenders on hats would look stupid