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1. about 1 hour ago on F Minus

   John Henry lashing out…

2. 1 day ago on Drabble

   My cat, MacDuff, loved to travel: put out the carrier and he’d scamper right in, content to see where we’d drive to. The SECOND I’d open the door to the vet’s, he’d start to growl (NEVER did that ANYWHERE else) and his pupils’d dilate as he went into a fugue state – must’ve been the smell of disinfectant. Anyway, all four pounds of happy, playful cat, turned into the Tasmanian Devil possessed by Satan.

   One time, I was told to pick him up the next day after a procedure, but got a phone call JSUT before closing: “You can pick up your cat , now… He’s recovered…” Turns out that he’d come to, backed up into his cell, then launched himself at the first person to walk by, a teenage volunteer. He grabbed her hair and had her screaming and crying…

   The vet began to swaddle him in a beach towel at visits, until he ripped it and erupted like the Alien out of John Hurt’s midsection! Once, I had just dropped him off for a procedure (poor guy had to get enemas), when his previous teenage victim came out running, yelling my name. “He’s escaped and running over the dog kennel! Can you come and call him..?” “Well, he’s deaf, but I’ll try, but if his pupils are dilated, he won’t recognize me.” He was literally taunting the dogs. To this day, 30 years later, that vet STILL has a fish net they bought to capture him that day…

   When we’d leave, he’d settle RIGHT down as we walked out of those doors, with NO ill will towards me, at all…

3. 2 days ago on WuMo

   WHAT!?! You believe that what you’re handfed by bots pushing what they think you want to see AND what their masters DEFINITELY want you to see is GOOD!?! Watching a 30-minute broadcast from one of the top three networks will give you a FAR more balanced presentation because it has to appeal to a broader body of viewers than just YOU.

   And as far as “Searching” for news, you don’t know what you don’t know (check your Illusion of Knowledge) – try reading a local newspaper. If more people had, George Santos wouldn’t even be an issue…

4. 3 days ago on WuMo

   Not to worry, the days of Idiocracy will soon be upon us and we can watch THAT movie which will become so popular. YEAH.., YOU know: the one with three letters.

5. 3 days ago on Wizard of Id

   He should’ve locked up Mariah, as well, but she was released the day after Halloween!

6. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   42

7. 9 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Surgery!?! Just become a “glasshole!”

8. 9 days ago on F Minus

   The PRC subsidizes a LOT of shipping costs.

9. 9 days ago on F Minus

   Hmmm.., it’s morphed into “Chicken Ptomaine…”

10. 10 days ago on Non Sequitur

    Where’s the room where the other side waves the bloody shirt for meaningless legislation..? Well, at least you lived up to your handle…