Sheldon Cooper
I read somewhere: one pound of poop per day per goose.
Do not get her wet or feed her after midnight!
Empty Arms Hotel
The word is moron!
“Look, Natasha, is Moose and Squirrel.”
My least favorite: “I know it’s your day off but…”
I had two couples recently celebrating 65 years together.
Or “Dogs Playing Poker”
Yeah, the ladies “don wan” him anymore.
Sheldon Cooper