And when your attention span is 3 seconds ……
I can see him now typing: “a d i f f e r e n t o n e”.
I thought it was “the birds and the bees,” not “the flowers and the bees.”
The conversation was started by asking something.
If Caesar salad was invented in Mexico, shouldn’t it be Cesar salad?
Hey, Ripley. Earth, Texas, is the only Earth on earth.
For being over.
And some ninny on Twitter (or was it Facebook) went so far as to suggest that they learn to spell.Boy, how backward can you get.
Liposuction should be called “shape-shifting.” Out of the abdomen and into the BYU-tocks (as Ensign Pulver once said).
And when your attention span is 3 seconds ……