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I was a 20 year working keyboard player-vocalist, got sick of the nightlife but stayed in the biz as a booking agent which I still am. While booking bands I was a real estate broker for ten yrs and a massage therapist for five. While I was getting started booking I ran a health food store and later managed a pet store for a couple of years. It's been a ride!

Recent Comments

  1. about 16 hours ago on Speed Bump

    And when they see them they pee on them? Why? I think it was just an accident. Whattaya mean I’m overthinking it?

  2. about 16 hours ago on Non Sequitur

    Hope Mike gets a good price for that serum because it’s going to wreck his drink sales.

  3. about 16 hours ago on Rubes

    Never mind streak. Not so funny someday! Just do it! Buy stock as soon as goes public!

  4. about 16 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Hey now Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Comic Fans! How’s it going? Could you stand another short shaggy dog? Hope so cause here we go!A well dressed, but obviously drunk man stumbles into a bar. “Bartender!" he yells. “A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!” The bartender pours all the drinks, the the whole bar drinks, and they all cheer. The bartender hands the bill to the man but the man just shrugs and says, “Oh I didn’t bring my wallet with me tonight. So sorry.” The bartender blows up at the guy and throws him out bodily. The next night the same well dressed man but plastered man stumbles in again and yells, “Bartender! A drink for everyone, a drink for me, and a drink for yourself!” The bartender thinks, “This guy can’t be that crazy. Maybe he’s gonna pay for last night. Maybe I shouldn’t’ve been so hard on him last night.” He pours all the drinks, the whole bar drinks, and they all cheer. The bartender hands the bill to the man, and he again shrugs and says, “Uh, I didn’t bring my wallet with me. Sorry.” The bartender gets even madder this time and throws the guy out even more forcefully but next night the guy comes back for the third night in a row. The bartender can’t believe it. The guy yells out, “Bartender! A drink for everyone, and a drink for me!” The bartender gives the guy a wicked grin and asks sarcastically “What? No drink for ME tonight?” The drunk looks at him and says, “No, Man. You get too violent when you drink.”

    Ba dump bump! and Silver Out.

  5. about 16 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Possible “Not!” Alert: I think there are several claims to “World’s Biggest Pizza”.

  6. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Hey now, Ripley’s Believe It Or Not!Comic Fans! How about a small shaggy dog today? OK then. Small shaggy dog coming up.A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. “Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!” he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered.“Alright." He said. "I’m gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain’t back outside by the time I finish, I’m gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don’t like to have to do what I done in Texas!”

    Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse had been returned to the post. He mounted up and started to ride out of town. The bartender ran out of the bar and asked, “Say partner, before you go… what happened in Texas?” The cowboy turned back and said, “I had to walk home.”

    Ba dump bump!. Hey. I warned you. Silver. Out!

  7. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Best of the week!

  8. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Charlie! You may’ve just set a record! Every paragraph of that joke was offensive!

  9. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Who says?

  10. 1 day ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    In the hizzle?