Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

   One advantage of being a pessimist is when I get a surprise, it’s usually something good.

2. 3 days ago on Frazz

   I still have a Doritos bag with Mike Myers on the front, created for an Austin Powers movie release. There was to be a “name the flavor” contest for the chips, which were titled “incognito flavor” for the moment. It never got off the ground.

3. 3 days ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   Now watch it turn out that Zortak is female.

4. 10 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   I’m with Al Bundy—Diana Rigg of “The Avengers” when she kicks real high.

5. 10 days ago on Red and Rover

   This Milk Bone was earned, so it tastes better somehow.

6. 16 days ago on Liberty Meadows

   Nah, she’s totally toxic just to be around. Touching her would probably melt body parts off of you.

7. 18 days ago on Red and Rover

   Seriously, I’ve seen desert centipedes that were a foot long. They are NOT venomous, but those mandibles are nasty. I have also found millipedes that were five inches long. Totally harmless, and they feel like a toothbrush going for a walk on you.

8. 18 days ago on Non Sequitur

   My way of dealing with duct cleaning calls is to act a bit addled when I talk, then ask, “I don’t have any ducks. Do you do chickens?” You go have fun, now.

9. 23 days ago on Over the Hedge

   You asked for it. BOOOOOP!

10. 23 days ago on Non Sequitur

    That last panel lacks a Wiley bear.