I prefer “MHOOHOOWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!” Hold that last bit as long and low as you can. And for some reason it’s really soothing if you dry wash your hands at the same time.
In Arizona we have had laws for years requiring animals in the back of pickup trucks to be secured so they can’t fall out or jump out…..and for years we have refused to pass a law requiring the same for human kids. Sigh.
It’s……creepy.