This is my bio. It describes my life.
Just don’t write about the Noodle Incident.
Because in the future, he’ll be able to go to school without leaving his warm bed.
I’m sure the tiger pit Calvin got lost at would welcome Hobbes with open arms.
And that’s why Hobbes can’t wear any clothes in the house.
Because that red shirt is too small for Hobbes.
I don’t want to go home.
It’s a good way to exercise without getting tired.
Must’ve been a last minute homework question.
The Byzantine Empire was on Neptune, obviously.
I’m sure Calvin’s battleship will run out of fuel soon.
Just don’t write about the Noodle Incident.