This is my bio. It describes my life.
Instant death builds character.
It can also be used as a target for throwing snowballs.
Calvin definitely did that on purpose.
Meanwhile Santa is watching all of this and hiring lawyers of his own.
“Your honor, Calvin was just joking about the Noodle Incident.”
And the Noodle Incident? No big deal, it was just taken out of context.
You better hope Santa believes in “innocent until proven guilty.”
This will definitely make Santa give Hobbes all the gifts Calvin wants.
I guess Dad isn’t giving or receiving any gifts this year.
Seems like Spaceman Spiff is doing a good job as Calvin’s math tutor.
Instant death builds character.