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Guys, if you have to reach that far, it’s not a good gift.
Well, here in California, it’s Kiwi Fruit Day, which I am celebrating with the kiwi=pineapple jam I made yesterday.
Sugar cookie? Well, the kittens are all dead ringers for him…
Didn’t Calvin’s mother tell him they were stewed monkey brains? I wonder how that would work with real kids?
And none of them can figure why that bus keeps getting all those flat tires.
Second one to the first: “Are you wearing that old thing again? You wore that last year. And the year before.”
See, listening to Verne’s explanation causes time to slow down so much that Santa can easily get to every address in one night. As long as Santa and his reindeer don’t listen to Verne, that is.
Definitely a cult. But I’m not the media, so it’s OK.
“A down payment on a complete set of Last Kiss!! OR… children. We can’t afford both.”
" Children? Who cares about children? I need Last Kiss!!"
Anyone here from the tip of the mitten? I hear they got 5 inches of snow, followed by rain. followed by freezing temps. How did that go?
Guys, if you have to reach that far, it’s not a good gift.