GKBOWOOD characterized a not-young lady as “naked wrinkly saggy fat”. All those adjectives make it sound like GKBOWOOD knew what his/her own mother looked like in her older years and was describing her.
Well, there’s always the laxative-laced stuffing option — although you have to make sure only the right people eat it. Another option is to eat at noon and then have a brisk walk around the neighborhood (or if you are in the country, down the road) and just leave the lunatics in your dust.
Made me laugh, thinking about that painting of the grandmother delivering the turkey to the table. You know that youngeer man on the left is going to argue with the older man next to him to his right.
“Turkey (et al)” Cute!!