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1. 2 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   They have in Chicago.

2. 4 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Here is an idea for a new strip

   Headmaster: Elizabeth, I need to speak to you.

   Elizabeth: Yes sir! Candace ran off with a 12th grader. I wouldn’t be surprised if she gets suspended for an inappropriate relationship.

   Headmaster: No, I don’t know what you are talking about. I wanted to talk about this. Do the letters F F D C mean anything to you?

   Elizabeth: Farley, Finest Dog Created?

   Headmaster: No! F, F, D and C are your grades in Math, English, Science, Geography.

   Elizabeth: Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

   Headmaster: Elizabeth, this is a problem. I am arranging for a meeting with you and your father in my office next week.

   Elizabeth stares into space as ominous music plays

3. 6 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Some past expressions of hers:

   *Welfare paid for my son’s day care. I will be forever grateful for that

   *When I was on the board of a local theatre, we went to another town where their theatre did not have money problems. We were astonished and asked how they could operate “in the black”. Unfortunately, their answer was bingo. We eventually looked to gambling as a source of income for our own theatre. That is too bad. If people don’t support theatre on their own volition then the government should be subsidizing it.

   Considering there have been gains made by conservatives in rolling back the wastefulness of welfare and how it is morally wrong to steal from one to subsidize another “robbing Peter to pay Paul”, has Lynn later said those notes were wrong in hindsight?

4. 6 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Not always. There are times when John has been a real hardass. Example being this strip in the B.A. era (Before April):

   Michael: Here is my report card.John snorts like a pig It could have been worse. At least I passed everything.

   John: It could be a lot better, too! Look at this, you went down in three subjects!

   Michael walks away

   Michael{talking to himself}: They never comment about the ones I went up in.

5. 6 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Tomorrow morning the hat is smashed flat.

6. 10 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   “You want my sympathy? Look it up in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis” -Major Payne

7. 13 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Ignore Candace and Anthony? Just like Elizabeth has been ignoring math, science, English, geography. :P

8. 14 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Elly was born in 1979 and Michael was born in 2005.

   Last week Elizabeth said this is 2024.

   All the comics can be found to back up the statement. Ergo, Elly was born in the 20th Century of Our Lord.

9. 15 days ago on For Better or For Worse

   Elizabeth can get her mind off Anthony by starting something new…like her schoolwork! :P

10. 16 days ago on For Better or For Worse

    Or next panel showing Elizabeth with a leaf blower!