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1. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   And warm.

2. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Not if he covered his with tin foil.

3. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   AND Ted Cruz as The Shadow Man

4. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   1-: Doit accidentally opens his charm bracelet and unintentionally displays Tracy murmuring: I love you, Doit. I love you, Doit. I love you, Doit.

   2- DOIT: OOOPS! WRONG ARM! Uh…anybody seen Rocks-Anne?

   3- GUARD GUY: I’m not sure. There’s a shadowy figure in his room staring at the paint-by-numbers piece you hung on the wall. It seems to have frozen the guy! I’d get closer to confirm his identity but I don’t wanna take a chance of seeing that painting close up!

   DOIT: Oh yeah. That’s the nude – of me. I posed for the famous paint-by-numbers abstract artist, Digi Talis. He did the lines and numbers and I added the paint. It’s really a rare… BANG! Thud…

   MYSTAFIED: Uh oh. Clean-up, Room 12!

5. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   I took a Pop Quiz once. The answers were: Coke / Madonna and Art.

6. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Teacher gives you an F for copying!

7. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   I’m surprised at you, Gents! NO POLITICAL COMMENTS!

8. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   I’ve heard of disappearing ink but never vanishing paint. If you paint your house with it, does the house disappear?

9. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

   Nuclear smooklear!!! Moon kids play with fissionable material! FUSION powers moon-made devices.

10. 1 day ago on Dick Tracy

    And his bad breath with that huge honker of hers.