My cats are exactly the same. I thought I would be really nice to them and given them raw meat, not interested at all. From a pouch/can with gravy on it. They will lick off the gravy, and the rest was treated with disdain.
Make a sound that even remotely sounds like cat biscuits (what we call kibble in NZ) and they teleport inside, out of nowhere, and demand food.
Also, would it be inconceivable that Vampires have another vampire to their makeup for them, and that is why the makeup is so elaborate. I guess it would all depend on if they are solitary or not.
The photos I have seen look apocalyptic. Hoping everybody can stay safe.