Well, it is raining cats and dogs. I suppose Jock wanted to stay dry and not step in a “poodle”.
Well, he could give you a massage. You know like in Japan what those massage artists do with their feet. I’ve been told they are wonderful. Yorky has four feet so a massage from him could be super great.
That’s the truth, Fred. However, I have an idea that someone would have come along that wouldn’t have minded a handsome escort such as you. You help them, they help you.
Have been known to do that many times.
Then she can let the pots air dry on the range.
Ah! The old, “I’m not asleep. Just resting my eyelids!” routine. Been known to do that a time or two myself, and tell Mrs. Dear air drying is just fine for those dishes.
I know, right?
Silly question. Mr. Dear should know bassets follow their nose and never let a good sniff go unsniffed.
Falling back on old behavior patterns and habits.
At least Mr. Dear apologized to you. A table lying on on its side with no explanation, well, you can see what happened. He jumped to a false conclusion and was gracious when proved wrong.