Recent Comments

1. 27 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   Now I know why I can’t find them anymore.

2. about 2 months ago on Stone Soup

   “I watched a Hallmark movie backwards. A woman in an ugly Christmas sweater dumped her loser, small town boyfriend to pursue a law career in NYC where she lived happily ever after in pencil skirts and amazing shoes.” —Crystal Lowery

3. 2 months ago on Lio

   Smile if you’re a predator.

4. 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   Is that a VHS tape?

5. 3 months ago on Wallace the Brave

   All I ever want from any day is ice cream, so I’m pretty much with Amelia, here.

6. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

   Kevin, that’s some very sharp reasoning.

7. 6 months ago on Bad Machinery

   Actually, it’s not an unreasonable question.

8. 6 months ago on Bad Machinery

   The Parsnip

   The parsnip, children, I repeat

   Is simply an anemic beet.

   Some people call the parsnip edible;

   Myself, I find this claim incredible.

   —Ogden Nash

9. 6 months ago on Barney & Clyde

   Just RSVP “Maybe next time.”

10. 7 months ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

    Extrudos! <3