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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on The Boondocks

    Oh, policing! I thought it said polking.

    (It’s an obsolete word that meant “dancing the polka”.)

  2. 1 day ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’ve always been my own hero, ’cause I always do exactly what I would have done in the situation.

  3. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    He must not have listened to that weird guy.

  4. 2 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    I’ll take some of those Goldilox on my bagel, please.

  5. 4 days ago on Rudy Park

    It’s actually Zulu.

  6. 4 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Mmmm starch.

    Modern manufacturing processes suck if everything you eat has a chance to be contaminated with everything you don’t want to eat and the manufacturers don’t even have to tell you about it.

  7. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    That’s my go-to quote but I couldn’t afford that many nukes.

  8. 5 days ago on Back to B.C.

    Fifty seven and a half years later and still no aliens. I’m starting to get bored!

  9. 5 days ago on The Buckets

    Are they in court or did someone die?

  10. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Hit it repeatedly with a large rock. It’s the only way to be sure.