What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?
Or this:
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France. That’s where I’m going when I die.
That last one was an argument. So is this one. You are a poopy head. That was an ad hominem. This sentence is merely self-referential. I like cheese!
I forget what we’re doing….
Wait, my golf clubs have wooden shafts.
Am I out of the loop?
If that’s Elmer’s glue, kindergarten kids are going to gnaw your legs off!
“I’ve arranged to take it all with me.”
Hopefully all the cats will order them too.
I made no argument, I made a dare!
Artificial intelligence will never be a match for my natural stupidity.
Try that without a lid. Go on. I dare ya.
Or this:
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