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Algolei I Free

What the -- how did I get here?! Where am I!?

Recent Comments

  1. about 16 hours ago on The Buckets

    I wanted to name my dog “Quaaludes” so I could wander the streets at night calling for her name whenever she ran away, but nobody would go for it.

  2. 5 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Yes it was slovely. I slept right through it.

  3. 5 days ago on Doonesbury

    Hands are still too big.

  4. 5 days ago on FoxTrot

    Create an online university.

  5. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Start with oil and red pepper flakes. Add cumin, oregano, and lime. Stir. Add salt.

    That’s it???

    Worst. Soup. Ever.

  6. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Because every country had it’s own measurements. Some places had pounds that weighed different amounts from other places. Nobody would agree to use “THEIR!” system — only a brand new system could bring everyone together.

  7. 5 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    It might be NASA on the phone. Poncho might have spelt out “HELP CALL CHAZ” in moon rocks.

  8. 5 days ago on Questionable Quotebook

    I’m more of a donut hobo.

  9. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id Classics

    My latest information was from 2022, but: In 1975 the price for a dozen eggs was 88 cents; when adjusted for inflation, that was the equivalent of $4.79 in 2022 dollars and was the highest it had been in the 50 years leading up to 2022.

  10. 5 days ago on Brewster Rockit

    Spoiling their fun is our fun. Don’t spoil our fun, unless you’re one of us, in which case let’s get together and spoil everyone’s fun.

    …I also like to hear the sound of my own typing. Tappa tappa tappa….

    Ellipses are also fun.