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  1. about 5 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    That reminds me of an elephant joke:

    Q: How do you catch an elephant?

    A: Look at him through the wrong end of a telescope so he’s really small, pick him up with a pair of tweezers and put him in a jar!

  2. about 5 hours ago on Luann

    Will they meet Fabio?

  3. about 5 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    Haikus are supposed to be about nature, you know.

  4. about 5 hours ago on Get Fuzzy

    “Who’s that?”

    “It’s my cousin Patty…”

    “You don’t have a cousin Patty.”

    “You lied to me!” BONK!

  5. 1 day ago on Get Fuzzy

    Reminds me of Billy Crystal’s creative writing class in THROW MOMMA FROM THE TRAIN where one guy wrote “100 Women I Would Like to Pork”!

  6. 2 days ago on One Big Happy

    Reminds me of an exchange in Todd Solondz’ HAPPINESS:

    “So you see, we aren’t laughing at you, we’re laughing WITH you!”

    “I’m not laughing…”

  7. 4 days ago on One Big Happy

    I was a long time learning to tie my shoes…

  8. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’m terrible with names too, despite knowing lots of history facts…

  9. 7 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    “I know your d**n words, OK?”—Ash

  10. 8 days ago on The Boondocks

    Americans who asked “Why are we hated?” after 9/11 were mostly posing a rhetorical question. (They didn’t want to hear any answer that didn’t have a pro-US spin…)