Mad Magazine #226 Oct 1981 – The late Stan Hart (1928-2017) wrote ‘Too Gross for Comfort’, in which Ted’s youngest daughter was going to do a so-called nude photo shoot, however it turns out the pictures were of her hands; the photographer was the one who was naked.
Nothing so fancy; that’s the receiver’s sports towel, which was formerly hanging from the back of his uniform. Afterall, football is a sweaty business!
So, what song do we have here; the guitar solo from Stairway to Heaven?