Recent Comments

1. 8 days ago on Crabgrass

   “I didn’t ask if they were venomous. Don’t you know anything?”

2. 9 days ago on Crabgrass

   Not by the students, anyway.

3. 10 days ago on Crabgrass

   At least at the school I went to, they had cops with guns hanging around.

4. 19 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I seem to recall you liking the tail, at least.

5. about 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   A shared-family Christmas? That’s sweet.

6. 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   The advice I heard for bears goes like this:If it’s brown, lie down.If it’s black, fight back.If it’s white, try to mentally prepare yourself to be eaten by a bear.

7. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I finally ghosted all of my mean friends. 10/10 choice, should have done it sooner.

8. 3 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   I get it; I unironically enjoy some Insane Clown Posse songs.It’s not that I think they’re secretly good; I’ve just accepted that I like some stuff that’s bad.

9. 4 months ago on Crabgrass

   Did he suddenly get a tan?

10. 5 months ago on Crabgrass

    That was not the impression I got of the S.E. class at the school I went to, but it was a pretty small and underfunded school.