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1. 24 days ago on Lay Lines

   PC 31 says we’ve caught a dirty one.

2. about 1 month ago on Luann

   The quarterback on my HS football team was secretly a huge nerd. At parties the girls would be interested in him but all he wanted to do was show us how his Blue Box allowed him to make long distance phone calls for free.

3. about 2 months ago on Lay Lines

   At least they eventually found out what happened to Timothy Treadwell

4. about 2 months ago on Mutt & Jeff

   MASH stole this joke

5. 2 months ago on The Meaning of Lila

   “According to a controversial new biography, Elizabeth Taylor likes her lovemaking loud, rough, and frequent. Coincidentally, that’s also how she likes to eat.”

   - Norm MacDonald

6. 2 months ago on Mutt & Jeff

   I still haven’t seen my favorite M&J, the one where Jeff is standing on a stool to see what Mutt is hiding in a kitchen cabinet. When he falls off the stool and bangs his forehead, Mutt asks him where the gash came from.

   “Ah… I bit myself.”“How did you bite yourself up there?”“I stood on a chair!”

7. 2 months ago on Mutt & Jeff

   Reminds me of an old vaudeville joke.

   Two old men are sitting on a park bench. The first one says “I’m old. I am REALLY old. You won’t believe how old I am!”

   So the second man says “Stand up! I’ll tell you how old you are!”

   So the first man stands up.

   “Now drop your pants!”

   “What?”

   “Drop your pants!”

   So the first guy drops his pants and the second says “Now twirl around!”

   “What?”

   “Twirl around till you’re dizzy!”

   So the first guy does this and eventually gets dizzy and falls down.

   “Now get up!” So the first guy gets up, pulls up his pants, and gets back on the bench.

   “You’re 94!”

   “How do you figure that?”

   “You told me yesterday!”

8. 2 months ago on Lay Lines

   Love the Meerschaum pipe in panel 6

9. 2 months ago on Luann

   Chacun à son goût

10. 3 months ago on Batch Rejection

    Didn’t they cover that in your “How To Talk To The Help” class at Choate?