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  1. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.” Johnny was astounded and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.

    “Well, said Mr. Johnson, I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president?’, and the little girl that sits next to you, Mary, put ‘George Washington,’ and so did you.” “So, everyone knows that he was the first president.” “Well, just wait a minute,” said Mr. Johnson. "The next question was, ‘Who freed the slaves?’

    Mary put Abraham Lincoln and so did you." “Well, I read the history book last night and I remembered that,” said Johnny. “Wait, wait,” said Mr. Johnson. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’ Mary put ‘I don’t know,’ and you put, ‘Me neither’.”

  2. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    The elevator

    An Amish husband, wife and son travel to the city on vacation. They visit a shopping mall and while the mother is shopping, the father and son are standing in awe in front of an elevator (having no idea what it is). As they watch, an elderly lady walks into the strange silver doors and the doors close. The father and son watch as the numbers go up, and then back down. When the doors open, a beautiful young woman walks out. The father leans over and whispers to the son, “Son, go get your mother!”

  3. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    iend called a few house painters to his house for some work.

    He asked them to paint his porch, and after being busy working for a few hours, they came back inside to get paid.

    They said to my friend that they had enjoyed painting his car, but that it was actually a Ferrari, not a Porsche.

  4. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Britain’s oldest woman turned 114 today, and said that the secret of her longevity was because she took a walk at midnight every night.

    When asked whether she was concerned about the increase in night-time muggings in recent years, she said that she was not, and that she would continue mugging people as long as her health holds out.

  5. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I just burned 2000 calories in 20 minutes.

    I forgot to take the brownies out of the oven.

  6. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Lol, that is an old joke, but a good joke.

    What do you call money made from beef?

    Moolah.

  7. 11 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    As I told Scaeva I feel like I get smothered.

  8. 11 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I personally can NOT handle anything close to my neck, and I sometimes have a hard time with things on my face. While we were all dealing with the plague, I had a very hard time with the face mask if it was one of the better types. I did have the CPAP recalibrated, but it didn’t help. I STILL felt like I was getting smothered.

  9. 12 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Congrats!!! That is good news!

  10. 13 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Parallel lines have so much in common.

    It’s a shame they’ll never meet.