Recent Comments

1. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   I just had a physical. The doctor said “Don’t eat anything fatty. I said, like bacon and burgers?”

   “No fatty, don’t eat anything!”

2. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   I went to a restuarant for dinner last night without making reservation. The maître d’ told me a table would be available in a short while and asked if I cared to wait.

   So I ended up serving other diners their meals for 20 minutes.

3. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   I’m so tired of dragging my kids to school and extra-curricular activities…

   …I wish they would just walk.

4. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Most people are shocked!

   When they find out how bad of an electrician i am… My mom said I couldn’t fix the toaster. Boy is she in for a shock!

5. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   I actually found a monster under my child’s bed, so I called the cops.

   It’s now under a rest.

6. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Which plant is almost cool?

   The rad-ish.

7. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   LOL, that is a good one! :)

8. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   In medieval times the Spaniards harvested crystals and sent them by ship to Asia.

   It was then that it was first determined how many quartz were in a galleon.

9. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Why did the banana go to the doctor?

   Because it wasn’t peeling very well…

10. 10 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    Mom mom says quitting smoking is extremely easy. She’s done it fifteen times!