Zebra pegasus

alcorn Free

Recent Comments

  1. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I’m allergic. I have had a wasp sting on my back, and I looked like a weird balloon. I found out spider vemon is simaler and had a very bad case of hives. Soooo no bees for me.

  2. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I can’t go beekeeping because bee stings and I are not a good mix…

  3. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I’m sorry for your expensive vacation extended.

  4. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    My doctor asked me how long I’d had amnesia.

    I said, “For as long as I can remember.”

  5. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    I used to play piano by ear,

    but now I use my hands.

  6. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    What did the butter say to the bread?

    You’re my butter half

  7. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    For my next trick, I will push a bunch of percussion instruments down a hill.

    Drum roll, please!

  8. 5 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I sleep in a castle once every two weeks.

    It’s my fort night.

  9. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I bought a pair of gloves..

    When I got to the job site I discovered that they were both lefts… which on one hand is ok, but on the other, it’s just not right.

  10. 6 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    What did Richard have after he carved a boat out of a potato?

    A Dictatorship.