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1. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   What’s a ghost favorite dessert? I-Scream!

   Where do you ghosts buy their food? At the ghost-ery store!

   How do you know when a ghost is sad? He starts boo hooing.

   Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!

2. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Why do demons and ghouls hang out together? Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend!

   Why did the ghost starch his sheet? He wanted everyone scared stiff.

   What does a panda ghost eat? Bam-BOO!

3. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos.

   What is in a ghost’s nose? Boo-gers.

   Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have haunting license.

4. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Why do ghost go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

   Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo.

5. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Indian Cow on Road Jokes

   How do you know it’s rush hour in India? When the cows start directing traffic.

   Why did the cow cross the road? To mooooove to the other side.

   What do you call a cow blocking traffic? Udderly ridiculous.

   Why did the cow sit in the middle of the road? It didn’t want to be a moo-ving target.

   Why did the cow refuse to move from the road? It was enjoying the moo-sic of honkings.

   How do cows practice road safety? They always look both ways before they moo-ve.

6. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Did you know Teslas don’t have a new car smell?

   They have Elon Musk.

   There’s water running down my back.

   My neck’s got a crick in it.

7. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   What do you call a cleaning skeleton?

   The grim sweeper.

   What do you call a witch’s garage?

   A broom closet.

8. 2 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   How do you get an art history major off of your porch?

   Pay for the pizza.

   How much space should you give fungus to grow?

   As mushroom as you can.

9. 9 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   This Just In

   A new U.S. study has determined that smoking is now twice as bad for you as originally thought. Which is quite serious when you consider that it was originally thought to kill you.

10. 9 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA; they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, Dr. Lowenstein, the head scientist at NASA, asked everyone to be quiet

    as he had received a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States. He picked up a special red phone, and spoke into it. “Mr. President,” said Dr. Lowenstein, grinning broadly, “after twelve years of hard research and billions of dollars spent, we have finally found intelligent life on Mars.” He listened for a second, and his smile gradually disappeared, replaced by a frown. He said, "But that’s impossible… we could never do it. Yes Mr. President,” and hung up the phone. He addressed the crowd of scientists staring at him curiously. “I have some bad news,” he said, “the President said that now that we’ve found intelligent life on Mars… he wants us to try to find it in Congress.”