Recent Comments

1. 16 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   The most ironic thing is I had a friend who nickname was Bear.

2. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   My wife looked at my feet this morning and said,”Honey, your socks don’t match.”

   “That’s funny,” I said. “I have another pair just like them in the drawer.” (It’s an old joke, but sometime they need to air out in the open.)

3. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo in your mouth

   Then it’s just a soap opera

4. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   What do you call a sad Coconut?

   A sorrownut!

5. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   I have 2 cheese graters

   The small one is the lesser grater. The large one is the greater grater.

6. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Which state has no governor?

   The state of confusion.

7. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, “Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?”

   Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, “No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.”

   The jeweller smiled and said, “Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.” Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, “Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.”

8. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Have you heard of the new merger of FedEx and UPS?

   It’s called FedUp.

9. 18 days ago on Breaking Cat News
   Why are pediatricians so ill-tempered?

   Because they have little patients!

10. 25 days ago on Breaking Cat News
    Why did the man run around his bed?

    To catch up on his sleep!