In my mind (and mouth) there is NOTHING that would improve the flavor of ‘tofu’, liver, avocado, or asparagus. They are all the most vile creations ever put on this earth ! ! !
Because (with his VAST experience), he has learned the farther he is ‘out of sight’ the sooner he gets ‘out of mind’ (as all husbands have learned—sometimes) ! ! !
And what’s wrong with ‘Bumper’ as the team mascot, hmmm ???