One of my fraternity brothers at college was really good with a slingshot and got one with a well aimed shot. We fried it up and tried it, but it had the flavor of telephone wire.
Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound. Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s Superman! Well, now, more like Supperman.
That was a non-cheeky reply.