If you can’t do the time, or pay the fine, then don’t do the crime! There are thousands of poor folks sitting in jail because they can’t bail out. Put him in jail with his accountant.
You are better off believing in space aliens than anything else. And, as far as I know they don’t demand you act anyway or eat any special foods or give them money so they won’t have to work.
I don’t mind speaking out of turn, so a Trumpist would be someone who made bad decisions early in life and now thinks that treating his/her fellow man is the way to make things better. And, the best way to accomplish their goal, since they have little power, is support someone with little knowledge, little empathy and absolutely little understanding of leadership who thinks the best thing to do is to use force to get his way.
I had a friend, now deceased, who taught at Cornell when GK was there. Sometimes while visiting he would take folks out on his boat and serve lunch. Someone else drove the boat.
No fava beans?