This is what I call customer service! Some authors dump the joke on your lap, John Lustig makes sure you use it properly.
Smash/Obliterate, ok, Wow/Huzzah, ok, but Splash and Soupçon?
You need new glasses or a bigger screen.
More likely to find him around Carcosa than R’lyeh, that one.
Haven’t you said that before?
It’s an excellent trap. We do the same. And then on Halloween we hand out candied body parts from the kids who have tried to smash the pumpkin. It’s a win-win situation.
I have tried to appreciate cat, but they don’t taste very good.
what’s the Cutty Sark got to do with popcorn?
This is the first time I see a family friendly version of the human centipede…
Even if you say this as a joke, it is not funny.
This is what I call customer service! Some authors dump the joke on your lap, John Lustig makes sure you use it properly.