When I was a kid, (a very long time ago!) they tested the air raid siren every Saturday at exactly noon. Always wondered what would happen if the enemy attacked Saturday at noon.
Here in our zoo we had an elephant that painted. Talent discovered by accident when the elephant picked up a twig and used mud to “draw”. After providing safe paints, brushes and canvases the elephant could paint when it wanted. When finished, it would sign the painting! Often the elephant did portraits of visitors or the area around it. Actually abstract but probably not to another elephant! Money from paintings went to organizations that helped save elephants from extinction.
Poodles are only prissy due to how people treat and groom them. They are actually intelligent fun dogs, especially the standard poodles. And no, I have never had one but have known quite a few.
Advanced obedience training?