Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on That is Priceless

   “The Merchant’s Wife” lived a ‘poshlost’ high life on her husband’s sideline of acquiring “Dead Souls”. For Teatime she had caviar and a variety of fruits (of others’ labor). For dinner, it was often ‘Serf and Turf’. As a snack before bed she had ‘Lady Fingers’ and ‘Capezzoli di Venere’!

   And if you don’t believe me … you can ‘Gogol’ it!

2. about 5 hours ago on Strange Brew

   And so unicorns mainly adapted and changed into narwhals. (Except a breeding pair protected by a young princess in a tall castle tower: “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your pair!”)

3. about 5 hours ago on Savage Chickens

   As my Latin language teacher used to say, “Meum est propositum in taberna mori.”

4. about 5 hours ago on Randolph Itch, 2 a.m.

   That would be ‘the end’ for the normal person.

5. about 5 hours ago on Last Kiss

   Twerping in a couple’s bubble bath at The Sybaris hardly seems very romantic! Would it set off the smoke detectors?

6. about 5 hours ago on Kliban

   Who in the world of Narnia would want to eat leg of Dufflepud??

7. about 6 hours ago on Pickles

   Well, gosh … how rude that would be! The celebration would hardly have begun!

8. about 6 hours ago on Pluggers

   For some long time after that remark … he’ll have to BEG for “it”.

9. about 6 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   “How did that goody-two-shoes, Alice, get away with HER Adventures?”

10. about 6 hours ago on The Lockhorns

    Well, the birds are scared away. But on the other hand … so are the SQUIRRELS!