retired physicist living the good life back in Florida, the covid notwithstanding.
Here in the South there’s a line of fast food places called Snake and Shake.
I always thought that was just an excuse for lazy kids but apparently it really happens.
Linus and Chuck were looking at the moon and Linus walked about 10 feet away and CB said, “where you going Linus” and he said “I want to get a closer view.”
My wife’s a painter and she often asks me to take photos of scenes she wants to paint. She used to drag all her equipment out to the beach but now when we are surf fishing or hiking the beach and something captures her fancy she says, “hey sweaty, take a picture of that for me.”
Harley has a lot in common with Wyle E Coyote.
For those of us who perform better under pressure pro crasti nation is a useful tool.
I wish my wife would do something outstanding and be in demand on all the talk shows so I could sit around in peace and quiet and watch baseball (Rays and Marlins), drink beer and eat bag after bag of those thin, crispy Layes potato chips.
Yeah…don’t open that can of worms.
Trade him in for a less snarky bird.
The old golf joke where he steps back from a putt and doffs his hat to a passing funeral procession and his mate says, “I’ve never seen anything distract you from a putt” and he says, “well, we were married for 30 years.”