Very good Newz. . Very evident you put lots of good thought into this perspective. Bet it was the ‘rectum stretcher’ that tickled your phony bone, right?
Knew a friend once that wouldn’t let anything in her bed
Those judges must have been batshit crazy.
Not sure, but I think I’m on the Right Road right now, and it surely will end in a deadend.
Probably best not to have your mind go there when you’re eating out..
Was Little Caesar ⇧ ⇧ ⇧ referring to you?
A woman is speeding because she is late for work. Passing a bridge she sees a cop laying in wait. Sure enough he pulls her over and proceeds to write a ticket.
After asking about a warning ticket and getting turned down she lets the officer know it is important that she not be late for work today..
Cop: “What is it that you do that is so important?”
Woman: “I am a rectum stretcher.”
Cop: “What does a rectum stretcher do!?”
Woman: “Well I start with just one finger then stretch until I can fit a few more. I continue stretching it until I can get my whole hand in there. I keep going until it’s a foot wide, then 2 feet and so on until I finally get it to about 6 feet tall.”
Cop: “What would you do with a six foot tall a**hole!?”
Woman: “I’d hide him by a bridge and give him a radar gun.”
Slept in some, but I’s here now..
He’s just tearing it up today.