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1. about 4 hours ago on The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day

   Very good Newz. . Very evident you put lots of good thought into this perspective. Bet it was the ‘rectum stretcher’ that tickled your phony bone, right?

2. about 9 hours ago on Pluggers

   Knew a friend once that wouldn’t let anything in her bed

3. about 11 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Those judges must have been batshit crazy.

4. about 11 hours ago on Loose Parts

   Not sure, but I think I’m on the Right Road right now, and it surely will end in a deadend.

5. about 11 hours ago on The Dinette Set

   Probably best not to have your mind go there when you’re eating out..

6. about 11 hours ago on The Dinette Set

   Was Little Caesar ⇧ ⇧ ⇧ referring to you?

7. about 11 hours ago on Pot-Shots
   Take a pill.
8. about 11 hours ago on The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day

   Fits

   A woman is speeding because she is late for work. Passing a bridge she sees a cop laying in wait. Sure enough he pulls her over and proceeds to write a ticket.

   After asking about a warning ticket and getting turned down she lets the officer know it is important that she not be late for work today..

   Cop: “What is it that you do that is so important?”

   Woman: “I am a rectum stretcher.”

   Cop: “What does a rectum stretcher do!?”

   Woman: “Well I start with just one finger then stretch until I can fit a few more. I continue stretching it until I can get my whole hand in there. I keep going until it’s a foot wide, then 2 feet and so on until I finally get it to about 6 feet tall.”

   Cop: “What would you do with a six foot tall a**hole!?”

   Woman: “I’d hide him by a bridge and give him a radar gun.”

9. about 11 hours ago on The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day

   Slept in some, but I’s here now..

10. 1 day ago on Herman

    He’s just tearing it up today.