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1. about 2 hours ago on WuMo

   Show him the Money!

2. about 2 hours ago on Off the Mark

   Fur balls meet the needle stack..

3. about 2 hours ago on The Duplex

   And the surprise is that he didn’t lie!

4. about 2 hours ago on In the Bleachers

   Major league play, definitely!

5. about 2 hours ago on Cornered

   Eddie Haskell was a friend of Wally Cleaver. – eldest son in ‘Leave it to Beaver’.

   Had to look it up, so figured I’d save somebody the aggravation.

6. about 2 hours ago on The Dinette Set

   Ok, I’m correcting you..

7. about 2 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   An atheist dies and goes to hell

   The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”

   They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.

   They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”

   As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

   Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”

   The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”

8. about 2 hours ago on The Comic Strip That Has A Finale Every Day

   An atheist dies and goes to hell

   The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”

   They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.

   They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”

   As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

   Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”

   The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”

   ( Dec 22 )

9. about 2 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not
   About lava, but will likely get deleted, so can be found @ Tinyurl.Com/5n7rh9pk

   An atheist dies and goes to hell

   The devil welcomes him and says: “Let me show you around a little bit.” They walk through a nice park with green trees and the devil shows him a huge palace. “This is your house now, here are your keys.” The man is happy and thanks the devil. The devil says: “No need to say thank you, everyone gets a nice place to live in when they come down here!”

   They continue walking through the nice park, flowers everywhere, and the devil shows the atheist a garage full of beautiful cars. “These are your cars now!” and hands the man all the car keys. Again, the atheist tries to thank the devil, but he only says “Everyone down here gets some cool cars! How would you drive around without having cars?”.

   They walk on and the area gets even nicer. There are birds chirping, squirrels running around, kittens everywhere. They arrive at a fountain, where the most beautiful woman the atheist has ever seen sits on a bench. She looks at him and they instantly fall in love with each other. The man couldn´t be any happier. The devil says, “Everyone gets to have their soulmate down here, we don´t want anyone to be lonely!”

   As they walk on, the atheist notices a high fence. He peeks to the other side and is totally shocked. There are people in pools of lava, screaming in pain, while little devils run around and stab them with their tridents. Other devils are skinning people alive, heads are spiked, and many more terrible things are happening. A stench of sulfur is in the air.

   Terrified, the man stumbles backwards, and asks the devil, “What is going on there?”

   The devil just shrugs and says: “Those are the Christians, I don´t know why, but they prefer it that way!”

10. about 10 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    Been away all day to a ‘celebration of life’ for a very dear in-law.

    So wasn’t around to see the Big Delete Monster doin his regular normal!

    If interested, it’s on yesterday’s Ripley’s or for easy access go to Tinyurl.Com/2uysbnye

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