The rat

Ratkin Free

Recent Comments

  1. about 17 hours ago on The Duplex

    Tarantulas would probably infest the bomb shelter.

  2. about 17 hours ago on Monty

    Complete with moobs.

  3. about 17 hours ago on Pickles

    I just use my stomach growl as a signal

  4. about 17 hours ago on Real Life Adventures

    But sir, it has a sunset provision.

  5. about 17 hours ago on The Argyle Sweater

    On a lighter note …

  6. 1 day ago on Brewster Rockit

    Lucky you. Boris was actually a pretty good-looking guy. https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2021/09/karloff.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=744

  7. 1 day ago on The Duplex

    We still have a front and back lawn, but they’ve been shrunken to 10% of their original size and full of brown patches. Global warming has not been good to us.

  8. 1 day ago on Pickles

    What is this brain freeze people speak of? I’ve never had it. I’m a big fan of ice cream and eat a lot. I used to work in a Baskin-Robbins as a teen. I bite into the scoop and sink my front teeth in without a problem. It’s like biting into an apple.

  9. 1 day ago on Sherman's Lagoon

    When I pick up sandwiches at the deli, I always have my wife text or email me her order and then I read it off the phone at the order counter. If I don’t, I might misremember some of it, or, more often, my wife would have forgotten to add something (e.g. no mayo) and then blame me.

  10. 1 day ago on Frank and Ernest

    Pardon my use of Mr. It was Senor Wences.