Won’t be making that mistake again any time soon.
Still better dating advice than whatever Jon would have given you.
Put pineapple on your pizza instead.
My standards cannot be lowered any further!
Because Garfield keeps shredding them and Jon keeps having to buy a new one.
Jon needs to learn to eat his donuts quicker.
Because cats bribe their way to victory.
Is it Jon?
Though he seems to prefer the one here.
You’re not really one to talk Gardield.
Won’t be making that mistake again any time soon.