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How blank he is?
Mutt did indeed try to give him the business, but it didn’t work.
Look at it this way, Pig—if you can feel pain, you’re still alive, which means there’s still hope.
You might come up with a joke about a bed if you sleep on it.
That joke is what’s known as a “moldy oldie.”
All I know about Pittsburgh is that there are pirates there.
If the arrow is going up, can Horace ride it to the top?
And those tires look like they’re almost as empty as the cop’s brain.
And the boss is thinking, “Did he just quit before he could be fired?”
That store is open 24 hours, but not all in a row.