Recent Comments

1. 2 days ago on Betty

   We retired to the town of our alma mater, with 50k students, and my husband and I can’t afford to ogle the endless parade of gorgeous young men and women, we’d never had time to do anything else. Interestingly, most of them are looking at their phones, not one another.

2. 3 days ago on Doonesbury

   I plan to pay for every Gay Men’s Chorus in America to converge outside the venue (probably a circus tent) and sing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead”, on repeat.

3. 3 days ago on Doonesbury

   With a coffin painted in fake gold leaf, too.

4. 6 days ago on Heart of the City

   When did you meet my husband?! He’s ceaseless. Even talks in his sleep, gods save me.

5. 6 days ago on Doonesbury

   And the fool wants to deport them to a different country than Haiti. He’s demented. And dangerous.

6. 8 days ago on Barney & Clyde

   I get a kick out of the guest writers’ bits for Grandpa, they’ve been consistently fun!

7. 12 days ago on Yes, I'm Hot in This

   Ha! I have a small device that flickers lights like a tv would do, and when the curtains are closed, it looks from outdoors like a tv is on in the room, but it uses almost no energy. It’s my favorite security device!

8. 15 days ago on Half Full

   I live in a relatively upscale area, where the most attractive and expensive house (on the market for $1.2 million) has a 12 foot skeleton up 365 days of the year. It just wears different headgear and carries different accessories for different seasons and holidays. The neighbors either hate or love it, but we have no HOA, so he keeps it going. I get a kick out of the creativity. Bunny ears and a giant basket full of Easter eggs. An Uncle Sam top hat, one hand holding a giant fake sparkler that had LED lights that twinkle at night, the other holding a giant plate with fake apple pie. Just so many different clever ways to give him character.

9. 17 days ago on Shoe

   I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings.

10. 18 days ago on Shoe

    The viral videos of men trying to figure out how to fold up a baby stroller are some of the funniest I’ve ever seen. Not that I’d know how, either, but then I’m not a parent, they are.