Note on fridge to wife from husband:
Honey, someone from the gyna colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer was normal. I thought you did’nt like beer.
Smart man not to take on the challenge. My mind would think, “I can still do that!” While my body says, “Try it and die fat boy!”
Or your knees, and the hips. And for some, the hairline. :-)
Aw right, mom!!! You go grrl!
While it’s true that the invention of the shovel was a ground breaking event, it was the invention of the broom that truly swept the nation!
And don’t forget to turn down the radio the closer you get to your destination so you can see better!
For the longest time no one has asked me if I can run fast in my new shoes. Being an adult is stoopid!
Allright, Gabby! You go grrl!!!
Is buttcheeks one word, or do I spread them apart? Asking for a friend.
And when you leave her salon after using the same pet shampoo I’m willing to bet you feel like such a good grrl!
Note on fridge to wife from husband:
Honey, someone from the gyna colleges called. They said the Pabst Beer was normal. I thought you did’nt like beer.