Actually it’s called Fox News…
Funny, the professor on Gilligan’s Island didn’t have any trouble…
Wealth can be measured by the value of those items you can take with you when you pass on. A very high value is accrued by the amount of love that others have for you…
“ My last boyfriend sent me a Nerf vibrator and it just wasn’t the same”…
These children put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional…
If that’s true I opt to be made of Brooke Shields parts next time…
I’m pretty sure that Douglas Adams had stayed at Hubert’s for a while…
Intel hasn’t been reliable since the Iraq war…
It’s the only hope some comedians have of getting a smile…
He’d probably prefer the cat…
Actually it’s called Fox News…