I wish I were an…
The apes didn’t do a good job either.
Introducing Elon Musk!
I can’t read that without thinking of Stan Freberg’s St. George and the Dragonet.
Don’t practice your alliteration on me!
It’s illegal— in California anyway— to serve someone who is visibly intoxicated, not to “serve a drunk.”
I can’t read that without thinking of “Airplane!”
I think you mean the opposite: “life must be pretty boring if you ARE offended all the time.”
Suckin’ on a chili dog/ Outside the Tastee Freez/ Diane’s sittin’ on Jackie’s lap/ He’s got his hand between her knees
Who can forget The PTL Club?