“That’s nice, dear, but that painting is the only place where you’re having six kids.”
Men could just ask, but asking is considered un-manly.
“Would you quit staring at my jugs?! My boobs are up HERE.”
Reaching the bathroom in time is important as well, if you’re on your way to a job interview.
“Four kids, and only the girl has enough talent to pay for our retirement home….”
Therefore, you must be a unicorn!
If pumpkins weren’t meant to roll, then why are they round?
An object at rest must stay at rest until a cat acts upon it.
Cats are gravity’s enforcement squad.
Not every story is a happy one.
“That’s nice, dear, but that painting is the only place where you’re having six kids.”