Recent Comments

1. about 3 hours ago on Breaking Cat News

   I once forgot who Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, and the Jersey Devil are. I had cryptid amnesia.

2. about 3 hours ago on Doonesbury

   The true American mindset: “I have a gun, and that makes me right.”

3. 1 day ago on Breaking Cat News

   I didn’t forget him! I wish he’d cut it out with the chains; all that clinking makes it hard to sleep!

4. 1 day ago on Doonesbury

   I drove a Suburban once when I worked at a car dealership. It felt like I was driving someone’s apartment around.

5. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   “Don’t worry, children. I’m sure your father will be back from the store soon.”

   “You’ve been saying that for the last four months, Mum.”

6. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   Only if you’ve recently washed your car.

7. 3 days ago on Breaking Cat News

   We used to call ’em “rock doves”.

8. 3 days ago on JumpStart

   You can have a smartphone and not engage with social media. I do!

9. 3 days ago on Frazz

   Never mind that; what’s the going rate on maids-a-milking?

10. 4 days ago on JumpStart

    Same as it ever was. Socrates complained that writing was going to ruin civilization, and the only reason we know that was because Plato wrote it down.