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1. about 7 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// After menopause, pregnancy’s done.

   That’s when no-risk lovemaking’s begun.

   (If you don’t count VD,

   or perhaps adult-ry.)

   Senior showers shared? Just good clean fun.

2. about 8 hours ago on That is Priceless

   Thanks, Banjo. I credit Steve Melcher. My initial ideas didn’t amuse me as much as his caption, so I decided to add some details to his concept.

3. about 10 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Fewer birthdays than it would appear

   has he marked in his journey to here.

   Born on the last day

   of Feb-roo-air-ay,

   in the fifteenth most recent leap year.

4. about 17 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// Just the color of their bathroom walls

   make him shudder as Darrell recalls

   how his grandma would go

   down to where gramps hung low

   and, with arthritic hands, cup his balls.

5. about 18 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// If an old fiddle had been well made,

   it should often be handled and played.

   It will vibrate with joy

   from the strokes you employ.

   Do not leave it where it was last laid.

6. about 18 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// His reflection would leave him unnerved,

   so from mirrors he usually swerved.

   Much like Schröedinger’s cat,

   neither this state nor that.

   He stays ageless (until he’s observed).

7. about 18 hours ago on That is Priceless

   /// In his mind he has not aged a day.

   How he looked in his youth he could stay

   if he never took chances.

   Never stealing some glances

   at these mirrors of Dorian Gray.

8. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   /// Ancient flesh, which was wrinkled before,

   from the shower got pruney still more.

   Darrell fell to the floor.

   Through the foggy glass door

   he had just seen his Grandfather score.

9. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

   /// Darrell backed off in shock and disgust.

   Never knew centenarians lust.

   Grandpa luridly cussed

   and, preparing to thrust,

   he reached way down to fondle her bust.

10. 1 day ago on That is Priceless

    /// That they’d slip in that shower was risky.

    Both were fans of aged premium whiskey.

    Each had lathered the other,

    and his sainted grandmother,

    urged her husband to “start gettin’ frisky.”