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1. about 13 hours ago on Tarzan

   Your “beer bottle” joke made me wonder what that is meant to be. My guess is that wood chips are burning in the hollowed-out log to dry and help prepare the canoe to be seaworthy.

2. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// Artworks often portrayed the Three Graces

   as young nudes with long hair and cute faces.

   Fleshy bodies were shown,

   (to our eyes, overblown),

   in a ring sharing three-way embraces.

   /// But these girls are an odd, mismatched group.

   One stands straight(ish), the other two droop.

   They’re off-balance, ungainly,

   and this trio is plainly

   quite disgracefully out of the loop.

3. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// When you’re thinking of having a fling,

   perhaps threesome’s not really your thing.

   Those two might think you’re odd

   if you’ve covered your bod,

   and to nearby tree branches you cling.

4. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// When a “threesome” is having relations,

   there are multiple known permutations.

   Sometimes two-against-one

   (when it’s mixed gender fun),

   sometimes three-of-a-kind limitations.

5. 2 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// Johann Reiter achieved lasting fame

   getting models to pose without shame.

   They wade in, slow at first,

   before getting immersed.

   Because “Baptist” is his middle name.

6. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// An enigma is what we have here.

   Their relationships— strange and unclear.

   There are symbols, no doubt,

   I have not figured out.

   Could it be we are just meant to leer?

7. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// Discarded garb hangs from a tree

   right behind them, and also we see

   someone’s string of white pearls,

   owned by one of these girls.

   And yet earrings are worn by all three.

8. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// Her gal pal wears a towel to drape

   from her shoulders as though it’s a cape.

   To foil men who might watch,

   the “cape” covers her crotch,

   but at bare boobs they’re still free to gape.

9. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

   /// What accounts for their odd, awkward pose?

   Or the fact that one’s still wearing clothes?

   Her pink striped boxer shorts

   provide coverage (of sorts),

   but why wear that to bathe? No one knows.

10. 3 days ago on That is Priceless

    /// These Three Bathers stand in a wild place,

    barely wet as they semi-embrace.

    Two are partially dressed,

    the third isn’t impressed.

    They’re three graces without any grace.