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  1. about 10 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    “Shut up, Wesley!!”

  2. 1 day ago on ViewsAmerica

    They’re not nearly fat enough and stupid looking.

  3. 2 days ago on Jen Sorensen

    “I love the smell of carbon monoxide in the kitchen…….”

    “It smells like……ownin’ them thar libs!!” (*cough, hack, wheeze…)

  4. 2 days ago on Jen Sorensen

    For those who aren’t familiar with induction stoves: It uses magnets to heat the iron in the pot or pan – no need to transfer the heat from a hot burner.

    We’ve had one for two years now – we absolutely love it! No flame, no glowing elements or ceramic tops – you literally cannot set something on fire! We can boil water as fast as any gas stove, 3 or 4 times faster than electric. It’s thin, so we have cabinet space underneath (we have a separate oven).

    It even senses when there’s no longer a pot or pan on the induction plate and turns it off after a minute. You’ll never regret purchasing it, and never go back to gas or electric!!

  5. 4 days ago on Matt Wuerker

    Let’s not forget the GOP, spineless Speaker that wouldn’t DARE jeopardize his frog’s hair thin majority by sanctioning his own – let’s give Liar, Liar, Dress on Fire Santos a committee position!!

  6. 9 days ago on Robert Ariail

    Let’s not forget our guests from Burma – the Pythons! (Not the flying circus)

  7. 9 days ago on Clay Jones

    I prefer to think of him as “Mouldering, Rotting, Racist Rush”.

  8. 10 days ago on Dilbert Classics

    I remember as a kid, my dad using dynamite to blow up cottonwood stumps.

    One time he really overestimated – the massive stump sailed up and landed within 3 feet of his truck nearby. He dug them out with the tractor after that.

  9. 10 days ago on Dilbert Classics

    Lordy, if Geophyzz knew of some of the stuff we built and exploded as youngsters out on the farm, they’d probably wet themselves.

    And same here, the news happily reported the ingredients in the Oklahoma bombing – it was good for their ratings…..

  10. 14 days ago on Matt Wuerker

    Trust me, man…..I’ve seen the hard luck cases. It’s brutal.

    Boeing, Grumman, Sandia execs standing outside the capitol building, in the cold….their executive staff bravely shielding them from the wind….

    Gold plated tin cups outstretched into the blustery wind, 2 hours old chin stubble being hidden by the Armani suit collars, their eyes with pleading looks as the Congress folks walk by….pretending not to notice……

    And then they wearily trudge back to their hovel-like penthouses in DC, sad that the day’s begging only got them 12 billion in contracts instead of the 15 billion they’d hoped for….

    Yup….once you’ve seen the hard times, you’re never the same.